June 2011
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May 2011
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April 2011
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March 2011
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“Can’t a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn...”
– Heather McDonald, You’ll Never Blue Ball in this Town Again (via carlanlately)
February 2011
8 posts
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January 2011
8 posts
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December 2010
3 posts
February 2010
1 post
October 2009
4 posts
Again, at work.
Cole: SUP J DOGG!!!
Jonathan: UGH are you going to call me that all the time now?
Cole: Probably J Dog.
Jonathan: I need an annoying nickname for you then. What does [stockclerk] call you?
Cole: Oh Coltrane?
Jonathan: Yeah, thats a cool nickname though.
Cole: Yeah its pretty cool.
Me: Coltrane? As in the famous jazz musician?
Cole: Huh? No its a character in Gears of War.
Me: Oh. I was gonna say. . . I thought there was some culture going on in here.
I love when celebrities make Twitter posts from...
sade:
Makes me feel more ~connected~
Oh, what? You’re not posting from Tweetdeck with your iPhone or Twitterberry with your Blackberry? You’re posting from the web??? WHOA
Stars. They’re just like us.
AD. The beat show. Ever. Lucille: Annyong?
Annyong: Annyong.
Buster: Annyong?
Annyong: Annyong. But my real name is Hello.
Buster: Hello?
Annyong: Annyong.
September 2009
8 posts
I can't do it anymore, Lady Gaga
Alan: I cant believe that even two months ago there were people who would say shit like "Whatever, shes just so OUT THERE, she's fabulous! I love her, stop hatin!". From the first song I was like "WHAT? ARE? YOU?" That stupid fucking hat last night, too. God dammit.
Me: The white shit around her face. What the fuck! WHAT THE FUCK! It's stressing me out.
Oh you know, just livin' the dream here, folks
In fact, that goes for the entire weekend. sade:
Saturdays mean you don’t have to shower right?
August 2009
13 posts
