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Can’t a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn star and still be a ninteen-year-old virgin?

– Heather McDonald, You’ll Never Blue Ball in this Town Again (via carlanlately) Via Comedians Of Chelsea Lately
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